louispleaseloveharry

certifiedbottom:

i cant believe oprah just changed math forever and theres nothing we can do about it

wolfcryer
  • Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
  • Teacher: I don't know, CAN you?
  • Student: When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. Seeing as you're a teacher, I thought you'd know that. MY bad. MAY I go to the bathroom?
babycakesforboobear

I just… wat the?….can’t even this world

babycakesforboobear

wanksclub:

me as hell

Lol the mom

babycakesforboobear

stand-by-me:

Someone let me know when they find my jaw on the ground