wolfcryer
  • Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
  • Teacher: I don't know, CAN you?
  • Student: When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. Seeing as you're a teacher, I thought you'd know that. MY bad. MAY I go to the bathroom?
babycakesforboobear

I just… wat the?….can’t even this world

babycakesforboobear

wanksclub:

me as hell

Lol the mom

babycakesforboobear

stand-by-me:

Someone let me know when they find my jaw on the ground

harrycame
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sweeeeetkid:


#teenager w billionaire parents#spending his summers in the hamptons#that yacht in the background? that was his 16th birthday present#he doesnt even know how to drive it (x)


#PREPPY RICH BOY MEETS BROKE UNI STUDENT WHO WORKS ON THE DOCS #HIS NAME IS LOUIS AND HIS HAIR IS PERFECTLY WIND-SWEPT FROM THE SEA BREEZE #AND HIS SKIN IS SUN KISSED GOLDEN BRONZE SHIMMERING AND REFLECTING OFF THE WATER #AND HARRY IS INTRIGUED #AND TRIES TO SHOW OFF BUT NEARLY CRASHES INTO THE DOCK #RESULTING IN A PISSED OFF LOUIS #BUT THAT ACTUALLY TURNS HARRY ON EVEN MORE #CUE LOTS OF PINING AND LATE NIGHT BAREFOOT TALKS ON THE BOARDWALK #WHEN ONE NIGHT #AS HARRY IS TALKING ABOUT HOW DESPITE ALL THE MONEY HIS PARENTS HAVE #HE IS STILL SCARED FOR THE FUTURE #AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME HE’S EVER OPENED UP ABOUT THIS TO /ANYONE/ #AND LOUIS DECIDES HE MAY LOVE THIS BOY #SO HE KISSES HIM UNDER THE MOONLIGHT #PRETTY SOON IT’S HEATED BLOW JOBS IN HARRY’S FANCY YACHT #I NEED TO STOP x

Can someone write a fanfiction or nah?

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sweeeeetkid:

#PREPPY RICH BOY MEETS BROKE UNI STUDENT WHO WORKS ON THE DOCS #HIS NAME IS LOUIS AND HIS HAIR IS PERFECTLY WIND-SWEPT FROM THE SEA BREEZE #AND HIS SKIN IS SUN KISSED GOLDEN BRONZE SHIMMERING AND REFLECTING OFF THE WATER #AND HARRY IS INTRIGUED #AND TRIES TO SHOW OFF BUT NEARLY CRASHES INTO THE DOCK #RESULTING IN A PISSED OFF LOUIS #BUT THAT ACTUALLY TURNS HARRY ON EVEN MORE #CUE LOTS OF PINING AND LATE NIGHT BAREFOOT TALKS ON THE BOARDWALK #WHEN ONE NIGHT #AS HARRY IS TALKING ABOUT HOW DESPITE ALL THE MONEY HIS PARENTS HAVE #HE IS STILL SCARED FOR THE FUTURE #AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME HE’S EVER OPENED UP ABOUT THIS TO /ANYONE/ #AND LOUIS DECIDES HE MAY LOVE THIS BOY #SO HE KISSES HIM UNDER THE MOONLIGHT #PRETTY SOON IT’S HEATED BLOW JOBS IN HARRY’S FANCY YACHT #I NEED TO STOP x

Can someone write a fanfiction or nah?